Every once in a while, you have to exercise those writing muscles. Stretch em out a little bit and make sure they’re in shape. Let’s try it out.
Today, I’m trying to convince some small minded friends that it is a fine idea to keep a hedgehog as a pet. We don’t have the time to take care of a dog, and I wouldn’t want to coop a dog up in a tiny New York apartment anyway. But I want a pet- and if you’re not getting a dog, your options mostly suck. Let’s get the idea of cats out of the way right now- cats are the worst. They give you limited love on their time, and that’s mostly when they want something. With cats and dogs out of the picture, the leftovers of domesticable animals are mostly vermin and birds. Screw birds because everyone knows that mammals are simply smarter and superior animals. Now of the vermin- hamsters, gerbils, and guinea pigs are for elementary school students who are learning responsibility in the class room. This leaves…drum roll…HEDGEHOGS! Hedgehogs are known to be friendly, and let’s face it, are among the coolest looking animals available. I am getting a hedgehog, name it Knuckles, dying it’s spikes red, and seeing if it will fly.
Just kidding about those last parts. Anyway the writing muscles feel warmed up, so I will see you all later!